Here are some of our chief correspondent's more quotable, original thoughts...



"You try and try and try some more. Yet sometimes, and despite all efforts, you still get things done."


"There is always a more productive way to waste your time."


"I'm not grumpy. Go f#@% yourself."


"The most ancient and unchanging social equation is this: I+A=T. Insecurity plus authority equals tyranny."

"A little hurt never hurt anyone--much. That's what big hurts are for."


"Q: How many secularists does it take to start a holy war?

A: None. Their moral and ethical standards are too high."

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